smidgetz:

solarsenpai:

torn-by-dreams:

purple-is-the-new-red:

mcsprankles:

bettycrockersbitch:

debbiemoonpieslaststand:

bile2:

dmthx4:

stop this man

im calling the fucking cops

i have obama on the phone

what

At first, I thought he was just gonna scoop some ice cream onto bread. But then

Seriously how did he figure this out

moosetracks bread

cookies n’ cream bread

strawberry bread

mint chocolate chip bread

our time has come

I’M ABOUT TO GO TO THE STORE AND GET SO MUCH ICE CREAM BRUH THIS IS GOD’S WORK.

Ice cream bread, woah

poesidone:

But can you imagine, after the Battle of Hogwarts all of the remaining students notice all of these dead bodies of these winged horses with rough almost scaly skin and when they ask professor McGonagall about them, her heart breaks as she tells them that they’re thestrals.

sohapppily:

somewhere in pawnee, indiana tumblr user ben talltyrionlannister is really popular in the game of thrones fandom probably


Dallas - 24/08

Dallas - 24/08

severus snape: james potter's cruelty and humiliation really scarred me for life lmfao what are you doing neville you useless piece of 11 year old piece shit everyone lets laugh at neville OHHH OHHH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS 11 YEAR OLD NEGLECTED PARENTLESS NERD HARRY HE THINKS HES SO GREAT AND HE JUST RUINED THE THIRD POTION HES EVER MADE LMFAO WOW james potter was so cruel he was the devil

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image

animal40:

contemporary art 

animal40:

contemporary art 


Zayn’s new twitter icon
Zayn’s new twitter icon
whenever i try and learn something new
me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies

liftinglatches:

Liam, Zayn & Louis - Nashville, TN - August 19th, 2014

lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

xxcaribbean:

dallas 8/24/14